AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.
Hello Everybody!
I’m Koda Canine and your not.
What? You folks knew that with this monthly routine I’d be riffing that classic line sooner or later and with Saturday Night Live celebrating its 50th anniversary tonight on NBC...
Anyway, our top story:
Police say the suspect arrested in the theft of 8 fog machines was an extreme-mist.
A new study reveals ten out of five people have trouble with fractions.
This just in!
Park security cameras show Frosty the Snowman being robbed at gun point!
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Now, back to what passes for the news.
Oceanographers report that the swordfish has no predators to worry about in the wild.
Except for the pen fish, which is said to be even mightier.
Weather experts have announced the final precipitation figures from the last winter storm.
Depending upon the clouds, tonight the Moon will be visible from the Earth.
The last time that happened was… last night.
Despite its high costs, living remains quite popular.
It sure beats the alternative!
And finally:
Scientists report that some alligators can grow up to 15 feet.
But most only have 4.
On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.