Sunday, April 20, 2025

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HOPPY EASTER 2025

 Hello every bunny!🐇

All these years and only 1 gray hare.

It's your old friend E.B. the Easter Bunny here, bringing everyone some fun Easter jokes.
I've been told that your regular hosts, Piper D. Katt and Koda Canine, have the holiday off to be with their families.
If you had to work today, unless you're in the military, law enforcement, fire prevention or medical industries; shame on your employers!

Anyway, these are the yolks, folks!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg🥚 a joke?
It might crack up!

What do you call a bunny with a lot of money?
A million hare.

Where do rabbits fly?
In the Hare Force.

How do wet bunnies dry themselves after they take a bath or shower?
With a hare dryer!

You know your diet isn't going well when all your eggs are from Cadbury!

What did the rabbit🐰 say to the carrot🥕?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
How do bunnies stay fit?
With eggs-ercise and hare-robics!

What do you call an egg from outer space?
An Egg-stra terrestial!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor?
Currently it's Rabbit Downey Junior, but of course Bugs Bunny always takes the carrot cake paws down.

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
The Easter Barney.

What's yellow, has long ears and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana!
"Everybody Bunny Hop!" 🐇🐇🐇

What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!

What do you call a group of rabbits marching backward?
A receding hare line!

What is the bunny motto?
"Don't worry, be hoppy."

What do you call a rabbit who performs stand up comedy?
A funny bunny!

Why is the letter A like a flower?💮
A bee🐝 always comes after it.

What's long and stylish and full of cats?🐱😸😺
The Easter Purrade!🙀

What’s the best way to make Easter easier?
Put an “i” where the “t” is.

What is the end of Easter?
The letter R.

And on that note♫ it's been fun folks!
As usual, I'm gonna hop home, kick back, relax, hang out with my peeps🐣🐤🐥 and take a well deserved carrot🥕 break before I start planning things for next Easter.

One of your regular hosts will be back next weekend so have a great week and HOPPY EASTER EVER BUNNY! —eb.

Saturday, April 19, 2025

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: APRIL 13-19, 2025: NEWS HIGHLIGHTS

 
WEAR A MASK😷 WHEN NECESSARY
& BEWARE ANY VERSION OF

APRIL IS JAZZ APPRECIATION MONTH, ALCOHOL AWARENESS MONTH
AND GARLIC🧄 MONTH.
APRIL 19 IS THE 250TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION STARTING, WHICH LEAD TO THE FOUNDING OF THE UNITED STATES.
FOR THOSE CELEBRATING, APRIL 21 IS EASTER.🐇🥚
APRIL 21 IS THE 80TH ANNIVERSARY OF
LOONEY TUNES YOSEMITE SAM’S DEBUT IN HARE TRIGGER.
APRIL 22 IS EARTH🌏 DAY.
The first was in 1970, making this the 55TH ANNIVERSARY.
APRIL 23 IS WORLD BOOK📚 DAY AND ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANTS’ DAY.
APRIL 24 IS INTERNATIONAL GUIDE DOG🦮 DAY.
APRIL 25 IS ANZAC DAY FOR AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND,
LIBERATION DAY FOR ITALY AND WORLD PENGUIN🐧 DAY.
APRIL 26 IS WORLD INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY DAY.
APRIL 27 IS HAIRBALL AWARENESS DAY TO PROMOTE BETTER PET HEALTH.
APRIL 28 IS ARBOR DAY🌲🌳 AND WORLD ASTRONOMY DAY.🌠

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE W🌍RLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*Trump plans to raise China tariffs to 245%but the country calls his "bluff". (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*The COVID state of the world, as of April 19, 2025.


IN THE MIDDLE EAST…
*Concerning Israel, Palestine, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Gaza Strip and more. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)


*An Easter cease fire??? Not yet. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

THE TERRORIST REPORT…
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice through arrest and trial.

🌐THE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…
*Trump is also looking to reopen coal and other mines in America. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*April 22 is Earth Day.🌍 The first was in 1970, making this the 55th anniversary.
*April 25 is World Penguin🐧 Day.
*April 28 is Arbor Day.🌲🌳

🌠SPACE NEWS...
*The Blue Origin all female crew flight of April 14. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)
*Apparently US President Donald Trump wants to cancel science projects, including NASA's latest Space Telescope before it's launch date.
*April 28 is World Astronomy Day.🌌

😢PASSING PARADE…
*Karen Durbin, former writer for and editor of The Village Voice, has passed away.
*Author Mario Vargas Llosa (The Time of the Hero, Feast of the Goat, more) is no longer with us.
*Actor Nicky Katt (Dazed and Confused, Boston Public, much more) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Actress Jean Marsh (both starred in and co-created Upstairs Downstairs, Doctor Who and much more) has taken her last bow on life’s stage.
*Actor Patrick Adiarte (The King and I, Flower Drum Song, more) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Former professional football🏈 player and Super Bowl 16 champion Don Hasselbeck is no longer with us.
*Former professional baseball⚾ player and manager Tommy Helms has passed away.
*Former professional football🏈 player and Super Bowl 5 champion Ron Gardin is no longer with us.
*Singing Disc Jockey turned game show host Wink Martindale (♫Deck of Cards♫, Tic Tac Dough, High Rollers, more) has passed away.
*Guitarist Roger McLachlan of The Little River Band and other acts is no longer with us.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…
EVERY AMERICAN MUST HAVE A “REAL ID” BY MAY 7TH.
WE NEED MORE
GUN RESPONSIBILITY
NOW!

ALL INEQUALITY HAS TO STOP!

BAN BOOK BANS!

POLITICALLY…
ON FOREIGN ISSUES…
*Speculation: Trump and Canada.
THE TRUMP TARIFF TURMOIL…
*Trump plans to raise China tariffs to 245%, but the country calls his "bluff". (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Donald Trump versus the Federal Reserve??? Could he fire its chairman??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
ON IMMIGRANT ISSUES…
*Trump is considering deporting some American citizens, depending upon their criminal conviction(s).
*Why are legitimate immigrants and even some American citizens getting notices that “it’s time to leave”??? (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)
Actual public post. Author unknown.
*When will the wrongly deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia be returned home??? (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)
*“Anyone who advocates for Kimar Abrego Garcia and doesn’t support the President’s anti-immigration agenda could be prosecuted for aiding and abetting terrorism.”—Sebastian Gorka.
ON DOMESTIC ISSUES...
ALSO...
*Trump versus Harvard University over Diversity, Equality and Inclusion/DEI. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)
*Apparently Trump doesn’t like CBS or 60 Minutes. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)
*Voter remorse is growing. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
MEDICAL NEWS…
*First measles spreading to more states. Now whooping cough! (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)
*The Department of Health and Human Services will no longer advise on prenatal genetic screenings.
THE SUPREME COURT REPORT…
*The Court has temporarily put all deportations under the Alien Enemies Act on hold. Trump is appealing the decision. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
SOCIAL (IN)JUSTICE…
OPINION
*The Trump regime versus the state of Maine continues. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)
*Speculation: Thought police???
IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!
MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…
ELSEWHERE…
😀AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…
*Despite all the business closings happening right now, Barnes and Noble is actually expanding.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: APRIL 19, 2025

 😎FUN FACT
HOPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!🐇

WORD SEARCH
It’s been a long time since we played this and unfortunately The Free Choice E-zine still doesn’t have onscreen interactive capabilities, but with Easter tomorrow, how many EGGs🥚 can you find in the 4 letter by 4 letter grid below?

EGGE
GGEG
GEGG
EGGE

THE LETTER SHUFFLE
How many new words can you make out of the letters in EASTER?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the April 12, 2025 Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME
What does hurkle durkle mean?
It’s a Scottish term for lounging in bed far longer than a person should.

FAMOUS FIRSTS🥇
Which member of The Beatles was the first to release a solo album?
While Paul confirmed the breakup of the group while promoting the release of his solo album McCartney in 1970, George Harrison was actually the first with Wonderwall Music, the soundtrack to the 1968 movie Wonderwall.

Sunday, April 13, 2025

SUNDAY FUNNIES: WEEKEND PUPDATE, APRIL 2025

 AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.

Hello Everybody!
I’m Koda Canine and I’m a good boy.
Yes I am!
But I’m not getting off the couch because I’m doing the news now.

Our top story:
Has anyone seen Spring?

While never on time, it really should have been here by now.
Yet you can’t prove it by the current weather.
That season needs to get a better travel agent.

A fabric company was robbed last night. Police are searching for material witnesses.

Did you know that leather is rated upon its texture?
Cows🐄🐮 with abundant water sources have softer hides, rated A.
Hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are D hide rated.

A Trim Carpenter has gone missing.
Police say he varnished without a trace.

And now, a word from our sponsor.
Don't be up a creek without one.

Now, back to what passes for the news.

At the big trial today when pressed, the Tailor, a material witness in the law suit, came apart at the seams.
With seriously altered testimony, the tale he had woven completely unraveled. 

Now it's Editorial Time.⌛
What if there were no rhetorical questions?
Think about it.

And finally...
With a nod to The Five Man Electrical Band, the employee shortage is so bad that even long haired freaky people can now apply.

On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.

Next weekend the Easter Bunny🐰 hops by for his annual visit and April 27's Sunday Funnies will feature Piper D. Katt's Catty Celebrity Citings.

Saturday, April 12, 2025

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: APRIL 6-12, 2025: NEWS HIGHLIGHTS

 
WEAR A MASK😷 WHEN NECESSARY
& BEWARE ANY VERSION OF

APRIL IS JAZZ APPRECIATION MONTH, ALCOHOL AWARENESS MONTH
AND GARLIC🧄 MONTH.
APRIL 12 IS THE 70TH ANNIVERSARY OF DR. JONAS SALK’S VACCINE AGAINST POLIO BEING APPROVED FOR USE.
Salk never patented it so everyone could be treated.
APRIL 12 IS INTERNATIONAL HUMAN SPACE FLIGHT DAY AS YURI GAGARIN BECAME THE FIRST TO COMPLETE AN ORBIT OF THE EARTH IN 1961.
APRIL 12 IS THE 65TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE ASTRODOME.
APRIL 12 IS ALSO RECORD/MUSIC STORE DAY.
APRIL 13 IS INTERNATIONAL PLANT🪴 APPRECIATION DAY,
the prelude to Earth Day.
APRIL 14 IS WORLD DOLPHIN🐬 DAY AND GARDENING DAY.
APRIL 15 IS WORLD ART🎨 APPRECIATION DAY.
APRIL 18 IS WORLD HERITAGE DAY.
APRIL 18 IS SUPERMAN DAY, BASED UPON THE RELEASE DATE
OF ACTION COMICS #1 IN 1938.
APRIL 22 IS EARTH🌏 DAY.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE W🌍RLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*Has Russia been spying on the United Kingdom??? They don't deny it. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Taiwan, the European Union, Vietnam and the European Union are willing to work with the Trump regime to avoid a tariff war while Japan’s, America’s and other stock markets feel the tariff turmoil.(There are 7/SEVEN separate links in this item.)
*On April 9, US President Donald Trump announced a 90 Day PAUSE—fees reduced to 10%—on all new tariffs except those against China, which have since risen to 125%! (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Correction: It is now 145%!

*The COVID state of the world, as of April 12, 2025.

IN THE MIDDLE EAST…
*Concerning Israel, Palestine, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Gaza Strip and more. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)
*As Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu visited the White House April 7, American President Donald Trump expressed his ongoing desire to control the Gaza Strip.
*Did Israel actually kill doctors??? An Israeli air strike did hit a Gaza hospital. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)


THE TERRORIST REPORT…
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice through arrest and trial.

🌐THE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…
Until gasoline became dominant.
*La Niña or something else???
*In America, the Trump regime is apparently pro coal and wants to resume oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*April 13 is International Plant🪴 Appreciation Day, the prelude to Earth Day.
*April 14 is World Dolphin🐬 Day and Gardening Day.

🌌SPACE NEWS...
*April's pink micro moon.
*April 12 is International Human Space Flight Day as Yuri Gagargin became the first to complete an orbit of the Earth in 1961.

😢PASSING PARADE…
*The 50 hippos🦛 intentionally killed by anthrax at the Virunga National Park in the Democratic Republic of the Congo April 8.
*Actor Jay North, who originated the role of Dennis the Menace before finding other work, has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Reggae artist Max Romeo (active from the 1960s until his passing) is no longer with us.
*Singer/actor Mike Berry (♫The Sunshine of Your Smile♫, Are You Being Served?, more) has taken his last bow on life's stage.
*Former professional hockey🏒 player Alex Faulkner is no longer with us.
*Film director Ted Kotcheff (many great films from 1956-2012) has passed away.
*Actor Mario Ernesto Sanchez, who founded Teatro Avante in Miami, Florida USA has taken his last bow on life's stage.
*Drummer Clem Burke (Blondie, the Ramones, the Romantics and more) has passed away.
*Former professional hockey🏒 player turned broadcaster Greg Millen is no longer with us.
*Actor Mel Novak (many roles from 1971-2020) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…
STATE AND FEDERAL INCOME TAX FORMS MUST BE FILED BY APRIL 15TH.

WE NEED MORE
GUN RESPONSIBILITY
NOW!

ALL INEQUALITY HAS TO STOP!


POLITICALLY…
ON FOREIGN ISSUES…
*As Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu visited the White House April 7, President Trump expressed his ongoing desire to control the Gaza Strip.
*Another person fired for speaking out against the current regime. This time from the military.
THE TRUMP TARIFF TURMOIL…
*Taiwan, the European Union, Vietnam and other countries are willing to work with the Trump regime
 to avoid a tariff war. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)
*Japan’s, America’s and other stock markets feel the tariff turmoil. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)
*On April 9, Trump announced a 90 Day PAUSE—fees reduced to 10%—on all new tariffs except those against China, which have since risen to 125%! (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Correction: It is now 145%!
*Was there insider trading??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
ON IMMIGRANT ISSUES…
*The Supreme Court has ruled in Donald Trump’s favor concerning both the 1798 Alien Enemies Act still being valid—provided due process is properly conducted—and putting the deadline to return Kilmar Abrego Garcia to America on hold despite being deported by mistake until a decision can be made on if Garcia gets to come back at all. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)
*Or you can have some immigrants declared legally dead or cancel their Social Security numbers, so they'll leave on their own. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Acting Immigration and Customs Enforcement/ICE Director Todd Lyons’ opinions on the current deportations.
*Attorney General Pam Bondi’s opinions on the current deportations. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
ON DOMESTIC ISSUES...
THE SIGNAL SCANDAL...
ALSO...
*Trump’s current performance and poll approval numbers. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Sadly, April 14 marks the 160th anniversary of then President Abraham Lincoln being shot by John Wilkes Booth. Lincoln would succumb to his wounds the next morning.
MEDICAL NEWS…
*The US Department of Agriculture/USDA will be fighting the Bird Flu, with money originally intended for schools and food banks because of Trump budget cuts.
*April 12 is the 70th anniversary of Dr. Jonas Salk’s vaccine against Polio being approved for use. Salk never patented it so everyone could be treated.
THE SUPREME COURT REPORT…
*The Supreme Court has ruled in Donald Trump’s favor concerning both the 1798 Alien Enemies Act still being valid—provided due process is properly observed—and putting the deadline to return Kilmar Abrego Garcia to America on hold despite being deported by mistake until a decision can be made on if Garcia gets to come back at all.  (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)
SOCIAL (IN)JUSTICE…
Known fact
*Like New York, Colorado will continue to support Diversity, Equality and Inclusion/DEI. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Despite the Trump regime’s opinions against Diversity, Equality and Inclusion/DEI, the National National Park Service has restored its web entry concerning Harriet Tubman and the Underground Railroad.
IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!
An estimate of results
MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…
*The Senate wants to cut taxes for the rich and reduce social benefits to pay for it. The House of Representatives is debating doing even more by reducing Medicaid! (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)
*Opinion: “Maybe we should kill all the fake news reporters.”—Senator Markwayne Mullins.
ELSEWHERE…
*The University of Connecticut Lady Huskies and the University of Florida Gators are the winners of the 2025 NCAA College Basketball🏀 Championships. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
😀AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…