Sunday, February 16, 2025

SUNDAY FUNNIES: WEEKEND PUPDATE: FEBRUARY 2025

 AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.

Hello Everybody!
I’m Koda Canine and your not.
What? You folks knew that with this monthly routine I’d be riffing that classic line sooner or later and with Saturday Night Live celebrating its 50th anniversary tonight on NBC...

Anyway, our top story: 
Police say the suspect arrested in the theft of 8 fog machines was an extreme-mist.

A new study reveals ten out of five people have trouble with fractions.

This just in!
Park security cameras show Frosty the Snowman being robbed at gun point!

And now, a word from our sponsor, the Canine Chef.
And only use the good stuff!

Now, back to what passes for the news.
Oceanographers report that the swordfish has no predators to worry about in the wild.
Except for the pen fish, which is said to be even mightier.

Weather experts have announced the final precipitation figures from the last winter storm.

Depending upon the clouds, tonight the Moon will be visible from the Earth.
The last time that happened was… last night.

Despite its high costs, living remains quite popular.
It sure beats the alternative!

And finally: 
Scientists report that some alligators can grow up to 15 feet.
But most only have 4. 

On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.

Saturday, February 15, 2025

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: FEBRUARY 9-15, 2025: NEWS HIGHLIGHTS

 
WEAR A MASK๐Ÿ˜ท WHEN NECESSARY
& BEWARE ANY VERSION OF

FEBRUARY IS HEART๐Ÿ’– HEALTH MONTH, BLACK HISTORY MONTH
& CHILDREN’S DENTAL HEALTH MONTH.๐Ÿ˜
FEBRUARY 15 IS CANADA’S FLAG DAY.๐Ÿ
FEBRUARY 17 IS KOSOVO’S INDEPENDENCE DAY.
FEBRUARY 24 IS ESTONIA’S INDEPENDENCE DAY.
FEBRUARY 26 IS WORLD PISTACHIO DAY.
FEBRUARY 27 IS POLAR BEAR DAY.
FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE, FEBRUARY 28 IS TOOTH FAIRY๐Ÿงš DAY.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE W๐ŸŒRLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*How will America’s new tariff on steel and aluminum imports affect foreign relations??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*The COVID state of the world, as of February 15, 2025.
*The MPOX state of the world, as of February 15, 2025.

IN THE MIDDLE EAST…
*Concerning Israel, Palestine, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Gaza Strip and more. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)

*World reactions to the latest developments. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*The Ukraine wants "a seat at the table" and security guarantees before talking to Russia. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Speculation: President Trump would consider deploying American Troops to the Ukraine, if they guarded those mineral rights too.

THE TERRORIST REPORT…
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice through arrest and trial.

๐ŸŒTHE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…
*Former US President Biden issued $20 Billion in Green Grants during his time in office. The current administration wants it all back!
*February 27 is Polar Bear Day.

๐ŸŒŒSPACE NEWS...
*The ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•hearts of Mars???

๐Ÿ˜ขPASSING PARADE…
*The innocent lives lost to war.  
*Sam Nujoma, the first President of Namibia, has passed away.
*Russell Nalle, one of the original Tuskegee Airmen, is no longer with us.
*Former professional football๐Ÿˆ player turned actor Peter Tuiasosopo (Street Fighter, Necessary Roughness, more) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Animator Jerry Eisenberg (worked for Hanna-Barbera Productions, Ruby-Spears Productions, more) is no longer with us.
*Actor Kevyn Major Howard (much TV and movie work from 1981-1996) has taken his last bow on life's stage.
*Actress Genevieve Page (worked from 1943-1993 between stage and screen) has taken her last bow on life's stage.
*Singer Tommy Hunt of The Flamingos has passed away.
*Author Tom Robbins (Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, Jitterbug Perfume, more) is no longer with us.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…
MONDAY FEBRUARY 17 IS PRESIDENTS DAY.
WE NEED MORE
GUN RESPONSIBILITY
NOW!

ALL INEQUALITY HAS TO STOP!

BAN BOOK BANS!


POLITICALLY…
ON FOREIGN ISSUES…
*America now faces a tariff on all steel and aluminum imports. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
ON IMMIGRANT ISSUES…
ON DOMESTIC ISSUES...
*All recently hired Federal employees are now fired. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Even at the National Archives and the Department of Homeland Security??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Have you been to the DOGE website??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
ALSO...
*If the DOGE is supposed to save the government money, why has its budget seriously increased while Elon Musk’s companies are doing better than others??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Opinion: The price of eggs and Trump on inflation. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Opinion: Voters' regret.
MEDICAL NEWS…
*A new feature when needed, considering recent Federal mandates limiting the information sharing of the Center for Disease Control, the National Institutes of Health, etc.
THE SUPREME COURT REPORT…
SOCIAL (IN)JUSTICE…
*And Danielle Sassoon wasn’t the only one. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Opinion: “Their voices should be heard.”—Jesmyn Ward.
IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!
MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…
*The possible budget pending in Congress. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)
*The first Congressional hearing over the DOGE. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
ELSEWHERE…
*In Super Bowl 59๐Ÿˆ, the Philadelphia Eagles beat the Kansas City Chiefs 40-22.
๐Ÿ˜€AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

THE PUZZLE CORNER: FEBRUARY 15, 2025

 ๐Ÿ˜ŽFUN FACT
Lava๐ŸŒ‹ can reach temperatures as high as 2200 Fahrenheit/1204.4 Celsius.

TRIVIA TIME
What is Dartitis?

WHO AM I?
Can you identify the person (real or fictitious) based upon the clue below?
Although a lady I made tools, including inventing the circular saw.

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX๐Ÿ“ฆ and discover the results from the February 8, 2025 Puzzle Corner.

COMMON BONDS
The items in each subset below have something in common. Do you know what it is?
01. {Marvin Gaye, Four Non Blondes} = Both have asked ♫What’s Going On?♫
02. {The Monkees, Steve Winwood} = Both have sang about a lady named ♫Valerie♫.

THE LETTER SHUFFLE
How many new words can you form out of the letters in VALENTINE?๐Ÿ’–
A, alien, alive, an, ant, at, ate
Eat, eave, even, evil
I, in, inn, inane, it
Lane, late, Latin, lean, leave, lei, lenient, lent, lie, line, lint, live
Neat, nine, nit
Tan, tea, ten, teen, tile, tin, tine
Veil, vein, vent, vial, vile
More than the 43 words listed above might be possible.

Sunday, February 9, 2025

SUNDAY FUNNIES: OF HEARTS AND FOOTBALLS: 2025 EDITION

Hello Everybody!
Today you have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we have a double themed Sunday Funnies for you!

That's right Piper because while Valentine's Day ๐Ÿ’•is this coming Friday February 14, tonight is the annual showdown of the Super Bowl, I mean—the Big Game๐Ÿˆ because we're not an official sponsor of the event.

It's okay Koda. If we were talking a food bowl, I'd be all over it but I've never really gotten into football.

Me neither because they bounce funny and taste awful despite allegedly being made out of pigskin.

In any event, it's time for the jokes. Ready? Hut one! Hut two!

What hut? Where? I'm not going outside in this cold weather!

JOKE TIME!

I had a wonderful date last night.
Tonight I will try a Fig.

Where do you find love in a grocery store?
Aisle B… there for you.

What did the snail๐ŸŒ say on Valentine's Day when his call went to voicemail?
♫I just crawled to say I love you.♫

What did the paper clip๐Ÿ“Ž say to the magnet?๐Ÿงฒ
"I find you very attractive."

And of course, since there is a humongous football๐Ÿˆ game later tonight as we post this, let's not forget that classic comedy routine by Andy Griffith, What It Was, Was Football.
As usual, we present the following YouTube video (which we did not create or post but are sharing in the spirit of friendly entertainment) featuring Mr. Griffith performing his routine with the accompanying illustrations by G. Woodbridge from when it was adapted for Mad magazine.


And remember: In a relationship, you just can't do what you want. You always have to think about how it will effect your partner.๐Ÿ’‘

So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and one of us will be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!PDK & KC.

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: FEBRUARY 2-8, 2025: NEWS HIGHLIGHTS


WEAR A MASK๐Ÿ˜ท WHEN NECESSARY
& BEWARE ANY VERSION OF

FEBRUARY IS HEART๐Ÿ’– HEALTH MONTH, BLACK HISTORY MONTH
& CHILDREN’S DENTAL HEALTH๐Ÿ˜ MONTH.
FEBRUARY 8 IS THE 110TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA.
FEBRUARY 9 IS PIZZA๐Ÿ• DAY.
FEBRUARY 10 IS UMBRELLA⛱ DAY.
FEBRUARY 11 IS INVENTORS’๐Ÿ’ก DAY.
FEBRUARY 13 IS PANCAKE๐Ÿฅž DAY.
FEBRUARY 14 IS SAINT VALENTINE’S๐Ÿ’– DAY.
FEBRUARY 14 IS ALSO THE 95TH ANNIVERSARY OF
DASHIEL HAMMETT’S NOVEL THE MALTESE FALCON.
FEBRUARY 15 IS CANADA’S FLAG๐Ÿ DAY.
FEBRUARY 17 IS KOSOVO’S INDEPENDENCE DAY.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE W๐ŸŒRLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*Canada and the United States have reached a temporarily(?) agreement that will delay the tariffs for at least 30 days.
*The COVID state of the world, as of February 8, 2025.
*The MPOX state of the world, as of February 8, 2025.

IN THE MIDDLE EAST…
*Concerning Israel, Palestine, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Gaza Strip and more. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)
*As part of a new agreement with Israel, the United States will take control of the Gaza Strip, but those living there will have to relocate as Donald Trump hopes to acquire “long term ownership”. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*The world’s reactions to the above. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Meanwhile, aid is reaching Gaza and more hostages are being released as the ceasefire continues. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)


THE TERRORIST REPORT…

*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice through arrest and trial.

๐ŸŒTHE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…
*Analysis: The current Republican Regime in America versus the Environment. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

๐ŸŒŒSPACE NEWS...

๐Ÿ˜ขPASSING PARADE…
*Former original Tuskegee airman Harry Stewart Junior has passed away.
*Actor Tony Roberts (many roles over a decades long career) has taken his last bow on life's stage.
*Former Major League Baseball⚾ Commissioner Fay Vincent is no longer with us.
*Former Major League Baseball⚾ player turned coach Rich Dauer has passed away.
*Former professional football๐Ÿˆ player turned coach Dick Jauron is no longer with us.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…
WE NEED MORE
GUN RESPONSIBILITY
NOW!

ALL INEQUALITY HAS TO STOP!

BAN BOOK BANS!

POLITICALLY…
ON FOREIGN ISSUES…
*As part of a new agreement with Israel, the United States will take control of the Gaza Strip, but those living there will have to relocate as Donald Trump hopes to acquire “long term ownership”. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*The world’s reactions to the above. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Canada and the United States have reached a temporarily(?) agreement that will delay the tariffs for at least 30 days.
*Secretary of State Marco Rubio has announced he will not be attending the upcoming G20 Summit because host country South Africa believes in Diversity, Equality and Inclusion as well as Climate Change.
ON IMMIGRANT ISSUES…
*Opinion: The bad immigrant???
ON DOMESTIC ISSUES...
*Although they allegedly only have “Read Only Access" of Treasury data, Elon Musk’s accomplices on the late night highly questionable and probably illegal computer raids have been identified. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)
*Another look at Elon Musk and DOGE, courtesy of Time magazine.
ALSO...
*Federal Election Commissioner Ellen Weintraub—who denied all Republican lies concerning the 2020 Presidential Election being stolen—refuses to resign.
*A look at the current administration’s effects on the US military. See images below.

*Opinion: What’s going on???
*Opinion: Voters' regret.
*Speculation: What's next for DOGE???
THE SUPREME COURT REPORT…
SOCIAL (IN)JUSTICE…
*While the current Republican Regime is noted for being against Diversity, Equality and Inclusion programs; Elon Musk's SpaceX is being paid by NASA to send the first woman and first person of color to the moon!
*Despite the Federal Government's current position on Diversity, Equality and Inclusion programs the Boy Scouts of America have changed their name to welcome everybody.
IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!

MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…
*The Senate confirmed Pam Bondi as the new Attorney General.
*Russell Vought has been confirmed to head the Office of Management and Budget.
*The rich may get new tax cuts at others' expense. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
ELSEWHERE…
*The 2025 Grammy winners and one marriage proposal. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*The Groundhog saw his shadow, which allegedly means 6/SIX more weeks of winter.๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
๐Ÿ˜€AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…