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Today you have BOTH Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here for a special event.
That's right. This time last year it was actually on a Sunday so we could celebrate properly.
Although it's actually tomorrow, we decided it was close enough this year to celebrate on The Sunday Funnies again.
We're talking about May the Fourth. Fans of a certain franchise have proclaimed that date International Star Wars Day, and it seems to keep growing every year.
May the Fourth.
May the Force be with you.
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| Closest OFFICIAL image we're able to post.😕 |
Get it?
Actually it's May the Farce be with you because it's joke time.
Ready?
CONSIDER THIS...
Even a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, the most evil person in the universe was a career politician.
It turns out that Chewbacca is originally from Wisconsin. He was born in Milwookie.
I tried to make some Wookie cookies. They were not Chewy enough.
A Sales Clerk to Customer: "RETURN of the Jedi is not possible without RECEIPT of the Jedi."
A wife got mad at her husband because, in her opinion, he had too much Star Wars merchandise.
“It’s either all that junk or me!” she yelled.
He just looked at her and replied, “May the divorce be with you.”
What do you call Storm Troopers playing cards?
A game of clones!
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| A generic "Galaxy far, far away." |
Do Star Wars fans going shopping at the Darth Maul?
Darth Vader once tried to make cookies, but he burnt them.
They were a bit on the dark side.
Is that droid hungry?
No. BB-8.
Have you met Darth’s wife, Ella Vader?
Why do Ewoks never shout in the house?
Because they always use their Endor voice.
If you are dating a girl who does not like Star Wars puns, then you're looking for love in Alderaan places.
Since Disney now owns the Lucas Films properties (and the reason why we can't post official Star Wars images), what is Darth Vader's favorite song?
♪ When you wish upon a death star... ♫
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| A generic "Dark Side". |
Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
Because they're always making new friends!
What is the favorite vehicle of Jedi Masters?
Toy Yodas.
Two Storm Troopers part company when suddenly one fires upon the other.
"Why did you do that?" the first Storm Trooper asks, thankful to still be alive.
The second Storm Trooper replies, "I just wanted you to know that I will always miss you."
In all honesty, I'm not sure what we will be doing this time next year because May 4 of 2027 is a Tuesday and not on a Sunday again until 2031!
We'll figure it out.
Meanwhile, join Koda and me next weekend on The Sunday Funnies as we team up to celebrate MOTHERS' DAY!
On that note♫, May the Force Fourth/Farce be with you!
KC and PDK.
