AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.
I’m Koda Canine, and I have to do this routine today because of how the June 2026 schedule turned out or wait until July for my next chance.
Our top story:
The Institute for Unfinished Research has concluded that six out of ten people…
Hmm… I can’t seem to find the rest of this item.
Moving on…
I before E except after C has been disproved by science.
The local grocery store just put in a salad bar.
Don't they know how bad salads act when they get drunk?
Bakers across the world have concluded that Pretzels🥨🥨 are knot bread.
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Now, back to what passes for the news.
A new study has confirmed that If we all could see the world through the eyes of a child, we would see magic in everything.
The eyes of an adult keep trying to figure out how the tricks work.
There is a rumor that Elvis Costello and ABBA are planning a joint tour this coming fall, but they haven't figured out the itinerary, let alone which act will be the opener.
So if it comes to pass, look out for ABBA and Costello to see who's on first.😉
The shoe company has announced it is going out of business after its failed campaign to sell frogs🐸🐸 open toad shoes.
Now it’s time for my editorial.
I'll never be okay with doughnut🍩 shops cutting a hole in my doughnut and charging me separately for the same hole they robbed me of.
And finally:
Respect people who wear glasses👓. They paid good money to see you.
On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.
NEXT SUNDAY: Koda teams up with Piper D. Katt for our annual Fathers' Day salute.
