AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.
I’m Koda Canine, and never in my whole life have I ever heard someone say "This elevator is playing my Jam."
Our top story:
North Korea has no Seoul.
Well, it's true.
Moving on...
Man in Boxers lead police on a brief chase but the authorities had to let him go because they had nothing on him.
On the International scene:
Two noted experts say any allegations of Russian Collusion is fake news and work of Moose and Squirrel, according to Boris and Natasha.
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Now, back to what passes for the news.
Did you know that the adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for Iron, which is ironic.
When the police arrested the robber, he claimed banks needed to do a better job at keeping their ATMs filled with money.
After four different ATMs all said "Insufficient Funds” when he tried to use his bank card, he decided to help himself at the fifth.
Quick Animal Fact. If you stacked every elephant🐘 in the whole world🌎 on top of each other, they would not like that.
And finally:
Have you ever considered that the change you find around the house and under the seat cushions could be rent from spiders?
No? You only think about yourself?
On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.
