Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
Weather wise, it's miserable outside right now.
Cold and rainy.
Thankfully I'm an indoor cat, so I'm right where I belong.
Anyway, the other day I found this interesting file filled with jokes and thought I'd share some of them with you.
Ready?
If you want your clothing altered quickly do you call Taylor Swift?
Is a good drummer🥁 the cymbal of the band?
What did the centaur say when he tripped?
“I’ve fallen and can’t Giddy Up.”
My people recently renovated the house🏠. The first floor looks good. The second floor is another story.
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| The joke file Piper found. |
A wife told her husband he needed to put ketchup on the grocery list.
Now he's complaining that he can't read the list.
If a horse🐎 glows in the dark, does that mean it's rodeo active?
A man bragged he learned to play the piano by ear.
His friend asked, "Wouldn't it have been easier to use your hands?"
Why is the winner of the Miss Universe Beauty Pageants always from Earth?
Have the Moody Blues ever revealed what the Knights in White sat in?
A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords.
I got out my pen and paper and said, “Thank God. What are they?”
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish, unless you play bass fish.
Actually, you can tuna fish by adjusting the scales.
So on that note♫, have a great week.
Take care.
STAY SAFE!
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
