Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
It may be the start of a new year but I'm beginning my 2025 Sunday Funnies hosting duties with another edition of CATTY CELEBRITY CITINGS!😸
As usual, a real (public) quote from a real celebrity will be followed by a witty reply from yours truly.
Ready?
"Clothes make a man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." ~~ Famous Author Mark Twain.
Does that apply in Nudist Colonies too? And what about pets? Us Animals wear no clothing yet we have a whole lot of influence over people, whether they know it or not.😼
"If anything you dream is fiction, and anything you accomplish is possible through science, then the whole history of mankind is nothing but science fiction." ~~ Famous Author Ray Bradbury.
But then, who's asleep and who's awake? And do the sleepers snore?
"Opera is when a Tenor and a Soprano fall in love, but a Baritone tries to stop them." ~~ Playwright George Bernard Shaw.
Really? I purrsonally haven't heard an opera I like yet, but I keep scratching my head wondering why people complain about us cats singing after listening to some of those.
"Before putting someone in their place, make sure you are in yours." ~~ Author Morgan Richard Olivier.
Or like Ben Franklin said, "Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who couldn’t hear the music." ~~ Famous Philosopher Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.
Some people are said to march to the beat of a different drummer.
Meow? I have a whole orchestra accompanying me!
Or in Shakespeare's words: To thy known self be true.
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
