AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.
I’m Koda Canine, and I was thrown out of the park after arranging the squirrels by height.
They didn't like me critter sizing.
Our top story:
This year’s World Origami Championship will be on paper-view.
Scientists have successfully grown human vocal cords from stem cells in the lab.
The results speak for themselves.
In Financial News: the inventor of the hay baler made a bundle.
Police were called to investigate a suspicious robbery at a philosopher’s meeting.
The optimist said the glass🍷 was half full. The pessimist said the glass was half empty. The realist said the glass was too big, but all of them claim that the opportunist stole the glass while they were arguing.
And now, a word from our sponsor.
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Now, back to what passes for the news.
Scientists say if on the off chance you’ve forgotten how to throw a boomerang don’t worry.
It will come back to you.
Historians report the shovel was a ground breaking invention,
but the broom🧹 swept the world.🌍
Now it’s time for my editorial.
If someone’s worth is determined by their wealth instead of the quality of their character, then the system is seriously broken and needs to be fixed!
And finally:
Remember, with great reflexes comes great response ability.
On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.
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